Will you blow on my dice?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Are we still banned from the library?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize