You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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