are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
they need to just BURY HIM!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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