You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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