He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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