So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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