Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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