so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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