it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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