Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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