the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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