we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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