What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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