Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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