whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
The ass gains better be worth it
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