bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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