idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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