im drinking this country out of the recession.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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