New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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