I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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