just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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