I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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