I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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