my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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