uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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