no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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