just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she peed on how many people?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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