you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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