White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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