So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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