She is in my trunk
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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