Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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