I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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