I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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