so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Congratulations! We have a period
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