wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It's like God shit irony all over that family
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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