i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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