i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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