I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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