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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again

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(912): then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again http://tfl.nu/50xv

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(407): View more from Florida

Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)

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Mom wtf!?

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(407): Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :) (1-407): Mom wtf!? http://tfl.nu/scw1

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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp

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(201): I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp http://tfl.nu/qhzj

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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.

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(901): I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class. http://tfl.nu/yhk3

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(240): View more from Maryland

just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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(240): just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass. http://tfl.nu/1b7s

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(313): View more from Michigan

Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.

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(313): Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack. http://tfl.nu/j0gt

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(859): View more from Kentucky

he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"

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(859): he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots" http://tfl.nu/5st6

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.

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(404): It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning. http://tfl.nu/70c1

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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.

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(919): The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out. http://tfl.nu/a3dj

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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.

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(410): we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice. http://tfl.nu/ow0x

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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this

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(314): she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this http://tfl.nu/4qkx

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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.

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(253): The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case. http://tfl.nu/nkd8

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja

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(973): She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja http://tfl.nu/0g6m

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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.

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(845): I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent. http://tfl.nu/v6g7

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(438): View more from Quebec

I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.

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God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.

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Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss

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(438): I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents. (1-438): God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol. (438): Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss http://tfl.nu/li35

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