I love watching others lives come down to our level.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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