why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm bleeding and have questions
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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