my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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