They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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