She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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