not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
im on a boat
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dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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