We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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