Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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