She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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