Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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