Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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